Corporate Events
22nd February 2018
How to get out of meetings
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Meetings have a pretty shoddy reputation, and if you’ve been to more than two in a day you’ll understand why. If you’ve got to leave the comfort your desk, everyone wants to feel like it was “worth it” and it ends up dragging on twice as long as it needs to. But you’ve got stuff to do, and every minute you’re away from your desk is another five emails in your inbox. It’s possible to get out of meetings you don’t want to go to, and here’s how:

Get promoted

Like a bossBusy and important people can often pick and choose which meetings they go to. That’s why you never see the CEO in your weekly catch-up. She’s always invited, but she’s never there. It’s likely she’s in a different, even less fun meeting than yours, so watch out for that. What you’re aiming for is that mystical layer of middle management where you’re important enough to reject meetings you’re not interested in, but not important enough to be invited to the really important meetings. The keyword we’re going for here is “mediocre”. Live the dream.

Be significantly less organised

Messy deskA good way to not go to meetings is to forget you had a meeting in the first place. Sure, they might’ve sent you a calendar invite, but if you haven’t remembered to respond then that meeting is basically dead to you. It’s almost like it never existed in the first place. When your colleagues all start making their way there and ask you, “are you coming?” you can quite honestly say, “it’s not in my calendar”.

Develop a minor hygiene issue

Lonely work guyIf people don’t want to sit next to you, they’re even less likely to want to sit next to you in a confined space. Showering everyday isn’t meant to be good for your skin anyway, but skimp on the deodorant as well and you’ll be well on your way to a quieter schedule.

Make it half-decent

Nobu Hotel ShoreditchWe’ll fess up: unless you’re happy to be mediocre, disorganised or smelly, it looks like you’re going to be going to some meetings. So why not take the reins and make sure it’s a meeting worth having?

  • Having a set outcome for your meeting can help keep it on track – and if you manage to achieve it before the hour is up, then you’ve got a good excuse for everyone to leave early
  • If you’re putting on a breakfast meeting, considering getting a breakfast order in beforehand so everyone’s catered for
  • When you’re due a big meeting – like an AGM or strategy day – consider getting everyone out of the office to shake things up a bit
Sascha Michel
Sascha co-founded Canvas with Antony in 2013. Prior to Canvas Sascha led a number of start-ups including one of the first online restaurant guides back in the days of 56k dial-up, and a first of its kind startup in sustainability, combating climate change by "greening" offices. With a background in organisational change and people development, Sascha brings a wealth of experience in team development, product, coaching, sales, management and operations. Sascha is dedicated to inner transformation and learning, and if he isn’t in London, he’s either on retreat or in Bali "conducting important research".
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